I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Two words: blizzard sex
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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