Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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