I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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