nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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