its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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