Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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