On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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