Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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