I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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