You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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