had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
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its like you know when i get waxed
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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