Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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