PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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