yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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