if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
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I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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