Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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