you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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