just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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