Fine. I'll sleep in my office
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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