I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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