I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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