i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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