There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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