problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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