let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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