We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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