ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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