Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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