she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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