if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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