I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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