I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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