dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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