would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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