All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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