Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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