god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I won't apologize to a one balled man
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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I am sorry. I am also on acid.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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