Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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