The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I know her cup size but not her name....
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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