Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
