Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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