Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
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