therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
grandma shit on top of the toilet
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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