Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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