I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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