Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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