I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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