My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic