so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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