If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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