yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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