Is it normal to miss your booty call?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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